Little Red Riding Hood and Sausage Babies

Rumpelstiltskin and a Mother Who Full-on Checked Out

Bremen Town Musicians and Making Knight Muzik

Snow White - A Basic Dumb Bitch

The filthy parsnip

Cinderella a.k.a Lentilella - the girl who married the dumbest man alive even though she clearly didn't want to

Fundevogel - Kids that fooled grown men into thinking they were a church and a light

Fitcher's Bird - a blatant Bluebeard copy

St Joseph in the Forest - How an old perv was fettled by a little girl

Fair Katrinelie and Pif-Paf-Poultrie - Having to ask everyone in the fucking village before you can get married

The Ragamuffins - "I don't feel like flying. Let's blackmail a duck."

Hans My Hedgehog - "D'you want anything from the shop?" ...... "Bagpipes."

The Three Surgeons - how some blokes sawed off their own appendages for a bet. Typical blokes.

Hans' Trina (is an idiot)/The Companionship of Cat and Mouse/The Stubborn Child

The Strange Feast/The Mother-in-Law/How Some Children Played at Slaughtering - Basically how people are bloody awful.

The Three Snake Leaves - A massively high maintenance bitch